"What"...You Missed:
The Universe chanted YES & Daniel Bryan in every match!
…WHAT!
The Universe booed Randy Orton and John Cena for the entire spectacle of boredom. The outcome again was the obvious…John Cena lost the crowd from the moment he began his 44 second all out sprint to the ring. The once rapping wannabe has become the most boring wrestler in the business…HANDS DOWN!
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The Universe booed Randy Orton and John Cena for the entire spectacle of boredom. The outcome again was the obvious…John Cena lost the crowd from the moment he began his 44 second all out sprint to the ring. The once rapping wannabe has become the most boring wrestler in the business…HANDS DOWN!
…WHAT!
…WHAT!
You missed Brock Lesnar hitting The Big Show with a chair for their ENTIRE SEGMENT ...till he barely pulled off an F-5…that is all in this zzZ creator…it took forever to end and I thought The Big Slow was going to cry again.
…WHAT!
You missed Brock Lesnar hitting The Big Show with a chair for their ENTIRE SEGMENT ...till he barely pulled off an F-5…that is all in this zzZ creator…it took forever to end and I thought The Big Slow was going to cry again.
You missed Bray Wyatt pummeling Daniel Bryan…
…WHAT!
The Flying Goat couldn’t be goofier with his Hulk Hogan shake-a-like blasphemy. He has the crowd and a Bella, but does not have the corporate backing. You can guarantee that Vince is showing up soon too. Hell everyone is scratching their heads as the Universe backs a 137 lb show stopper. Even the 80’s greats Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda never have seen such reaction from the crowd. However they are seeing their bloodline back in the spotlight and it isn’t going anywhere any time soon.
…WHAT!
The crowd cheered the hairy little freak show all the way through this ass whoopin’ and YES, Daniel Bryan once again paid for his YESes, getting Sister Abigailed into the wall and again on his melon…1..2..3 - Bray Wyatt… fans were not surprised.
…WHAT!
You can guarantee that Vince is showing up soon. His daughter’s story line is as predictable as…
Oh you didn’t know???
…WHAT!
The Old Age Outlaws were handed the titles from their old buddy HHH…
…WHAT!
Kane jumped CM-Punk and caused him to lose The Rumble…
…WHAT!
WHAT you missed...there wasn't a single Diva involved!
…WHAT!
WHAT you missed...there wasn't a single Diva involved!…WHAT!
Batista and his tiny head showed up at the end of the Royal Rumble, lamely at that…
...WHAT!
…And at an unexpected time in the bout, robbed viewers of one final Brogue Kick! (No WHAT)
OH, Did I mention Sheamus is back to his angry Irish Self?…after a long recovery from shoulder surgery at that!
...WHAT!
However The Celtic Warrior didn’t win the crowd at the climax of this event. Not even close!
For the first time in WWE History The WWE Universe backed the man who should be known as “The Wild Samoan” and is The Rock’s Cousin! The chants for Daniel Bryan had finally come to an end as the WWE Universe chanted RO-MAN REIGNS!…RO-MAN REIGNS!
…WHAT
But just seconds after Batista brought back the Unforgiving Booing Crowd, Roman Reigns was flung over the ropes THE END…?
…WHAT???
Excactly!…at a time in the match that was very premature…Batista was tired and far from wrestling condition and the fans were left with a 7 minute booing section they paid $50 for! (not me but...Boooooo!)
I speak HTML Thats how!
…WHAT!
"In The End"…that "doesn’t even matter"…The Old Age Outlaws are tag team champs, Randy Orton is still the chump with 2 belts called one, The Big Slow was beaten to tears...again, Batista Won…and the crowd said YES 483,296 times...
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...WHAT...EVER!
Dear Vince,What YOU are MISSING...
The Stone Cold Stunner is needed… and soon! Give the WWE Universe a reason to drink beer again before the crowd pisses out the flames caused by your family. It wouldn't hurt getting an easy beer sponsor or two in the heat of a marijuana uprising!You see Triple H is setting fire to his marriage, the WWE,and your network dominating ratings...
...and not in a good way with these awful story lines!!!
I just tweeted Stone Cold Yesterday and he is waiting patiently by the mic he RANTS on every day on live radio!
Do the industries a service and Give him a call already!
Sincerely,
P.S. Tell Michael Cole to STOP SAYING VINTAGE!
#One more thing (during The Pro Bowl):
One not so predictable return happened during the Main Event that was barely worth making a note of. Kevin Nash made a cameo for the first time in forever and the crowd went nuts! However had the endurance of The Great Stumb-li. Even At 87 Kevin Nash was still one of the more exciting competitors in this one! "and that's the bottom liiiiiiinnnneeee...."
I would ad clips from the show but Vince would eat me up in court!!!!
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