RANTING: The Stonerbowl... Part One: Conspiring a Movement

The Stonerbowl…part one:

 

Truthfully, I’ve been putting some not so serious thoughts into how I would like to attack what is rapidly becoming the dumbest Superbowl Idea ever…or is it?

My first thought going into this abortion is Roger Goodell…

The Adolf of professional sports allowed the most popular sporting spectacle of the year to be hosted in (holy crap its cold)...NEW JERSEY ...not New York!

This has left one question to us all…why?

There could only be ONE reason the NFL agreed to this notion…Money!

It’s all about CORPORATE GREED!

And what better to dictate the traffic than Roger’s influence.

Roger’s COMMANDING of this game is centered in the most foreign influenced money market in the world! First and foremost what Rog says…goes. Just ask Playoff Officiating!

Rog said it, it is done so we have to deal with it!

With that being said I am drawn to the "evolving conspiracy theory" involving the first 2 states in The American Union to legalize recreational Marijuana…hence

“The Stoner Bowl”.

Our Nation is broke, and behind closed doors, is being retooled by the Corporate Giants of America…where the Giants play…hmmm…Egomaniacs!

Think about it…

New York  and New Jersey Governments have already started authoring their books on legalizing recreational sticky icky.

Governor Cuomo and his New Jersey Counterpart are all for the idea and have been ready for anything that will boost a New York economy that has all but become Detroit!
 

There’s not enough police in the world to prevent the transporting of the millions of pounds of marijuana this weekend. Not a chance in hell!

So now the region, with free transport at that, has the product for taxing and we are talking billions of dollars!

 

In the last week we have seen The NFL, The President, The 2 States Representing, Cuomo, Christie, Phillip Morris and everybody else RANT in favor of Mary Jane being slung over counters all over the country.

Why you ask?

Corporate Greed!

Just think of the T-shirt, Blunts, and Zig-Zag sales alone!

This is way bigger than Cheech & Chong's truck made out of mexican greens.

What we are witnessing here could possibly be the biggest drug run in World History!

So to answer the question…finacially it’s a GREAT IDEA to host a Superbowl in a lousy venue, during the coldest time of the year, in a fallen economy!

“They’ll all be stoned so they will come!”

Wearing Athletic Apparel! 

PERFECT PLAN!

Just ask the bosses who coordinated it!

Gerry D.

"Stonerbowl" Part 2 on the way!