Friday, January 31, 2014

A.C. RANTED: NCAA HOOPS - Duke Visits Da 'Cuse!



The Carrier Dome Will Be Rocking on Superbowl Weekend!
Duke is playing in Syracuse!!!

Wow!

The ACC (Atlantic Coast Conference) is laughing its ass off over how much money the former “Big East” teams brought to the table.

I will try my best to steer away from NCAA corruption, but forgive me if I touch it, which is a violation for underclassmen!
 
Let’s get started... Duke... Duke University...The Duke Blue Devils...The Cameron Crazies finally come to NY! …But the would be FORCED RIVALRY GAME sponsored by network hype is nothing more than a beautiful creation of “unsavory ilk”.


What the hell is a Blue Devil?
I stick to my guns and insist that Syracuse (from New York) playing Duke (from North Carolina) only prevents upstate New York guys from having any kind of meaningful sex with a girl below the Mason Dixon line.

Does it bother me?

YES!

I love southern girls. I also love northern girls. Western girls are great! Unless Mermaids actually exist, there are no Eastern girls. Hell ...“I wish they all could be California Girls”!

But this is NCAA Basketball at its finest!

The 2-3 WORKS MAN!
Jim Boeheim doesn’t know how to coach against Mike KZzxcydbjsgh from Dunk U.

Screw you Blue Devils! And I hope I am wrong but…

Duke beats undefeated Syracuse by 7, in their house!



Till Next Time...

A.C.

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