As Smackdown approaches on this Valentine’s Day, the WWE has
some serious issues to contend with…
First and Foremost:
Attitude…
There is none…it is gone.
As fans we understand that “The Attitude Era” has long
passed but the question is why?
So I’ll tell you!
The WWE has gone “Rudy Poo”! < That’s right, I said it!
The Old Age Outlaws are back and The Road Dog can’t even say
“Well Yo Ass Better Caaaaall Somebooooody!”
Nope, He can’t even say “ASS”!!!
Nope, He can’t even say “ASS”!!!
They have even gone as far as timing the silent beep to
eliminate Bad Ass Billy Gun’s most famous “Two Words”!
…Really Steph?… Really?…REALLY!
No wonder why you can’t get “The Rock” and “Stone Cold” to
make a comeback leading into Wrestlemania xXx!
Why would they?
Why would they?
They couldn’t because the WWE is afraid they might offend somebody that probably shouldn't have been watching anyway!
There’s no swearing outside of “hell” and an occasional
“DAMN” by Ron Simmons!
I mean WHAT’s a guy gotta do to get a “Hell Yeah!” and a cold one these
days!
Stephanie and Triple H are stuck in Disney Mode, no
wait…It’s more like The A-Team in the 80’s!
Bad stories with no plot and G rated violence!
They switch cameras every time blood is drawn. Last Week
Roman Reigns was blasted in the eye and blood gushed! They put the cameras on
his opponent so the ringside doctor could quickly wipe the blood away…
Unbelievable!
This industry’s foundation was built on guys loading little
razors in their taped fingers and gushing blood from their foreheads decades
long before “Stone Cold”…Stone Cold”…I said Stone Cold was a household
name!We watched guys like Dusty Rhodes and The Nature Boy, Wooooo! Even Hulk Hogan and Vince himself bled all over national TV, so what’s the problem now?
It’s Ok for Dolph Ziggler to hump the air in his intro but
ya can’t “turn that somebitch sideways” anymore?
“WHAT?”
We know it isn’t about the money because Vince just
semi-launched his own network that is far more advanced than any other in the
Television Entertainment world. People have spent millions already subscribing
and they can’t even watch it yet!
The problem, and I say it again is:
“Attitude”
There is none… and there will not be as long as HHH and
Daddy’s little brat are calling the shots.
Just look at what they have recently accomplished with the whole "Face of the WWE" gimmick…
They have run their best promo guy, CM Punk, right out the
door with their most recent failed promotion. Nobody liked Batista when he
left, that’s why he quit yet he won The Royal Rumble and is set up to wrestle
Alberto Del Rio at Elimination Chamber???
You Dumbasses, That’s a bathroom break all in itself for “The Millions”
watching at home and live in the arena!
They forced the Ryback train to derail along with the “Feed
Me More” chants because it was bad for business even though he is one of the
biggest and strongest wrestlers in the game.
They turned Randy Orton into a douche when not even a year
ago he had the crowd.
Nobody likes John Cena because he is absolutely boring to
watch regardless if he is in Arrogant Rich Guy Mode or just trying to be a
Wigger. His slow motion sprint to the ring and his predictable ring antics have
made him a has been.
Corporate Kane is a disgrace, Paul Heyman is a waste of
money, and somebody please tell me why Vicki Guerrero and Brad Maddox are on
the payroll!
Best For Business My ASS!
What is best for business is to dead this entire YES thing! It has played itself out so bad that I might have taken it upon myself to personally write the ending of it that is "best for business"!
HHH is chanted to insanity by the WWE Universe.
...Cue Daniel Bryan's entrance. The Crowd goes nuts...YES! ...YES! ...YES!
The Glass Shatters 21 seconds into The Flight of the Valkyries!
Stone Cold Steve Austin walks out in the middle of Daniel Bryan’s spotlight, kicks him in the gut, Stone Cold Stuns him, drops to the ground over a stunned Bryan with a mic in his hand and leads the crowd into a “WHAT?” Chant!!!!
WHAT?
Its 5:45 eastern time and my prescreening of Smackdown is ready for viewing.
How you ask...WHAT?
“AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE….”
Gerry D.
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