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| "Aroid" - by North Star Digital Solutions |
In 1994 when you came up, you were a top prospect and it must have been an honor to play with one of the greats in Ken Griffey Jr.
You could have learned a lot from him.
Your games were limited your first two pro seasons, and as I look at the stats, nothing really wows me there. Then your third season in MLB, and it was a full one, but you literally went from defensive stud at shortstop to clean up hitter in a slow pitch softball league literally over one off-season.
Is that when you started the drugs you would deny using for the rest of your career? I ask because it’s over, meaning your career. You will never play ML Baseball again.
Nobody will sign you. Signing you would be like asking the whore to the prom just to get laid, even though asking an underclassman gets you balls deep in some snizz, without the price tag.
Madonna commented in her bullshit British accent that you “Have a portrait over your bed depicting you as a centaur.” That’s some serious mirror time bro, and weak sauce. I was a gigolo for 6 years in Milan and even I wasn’t that tacky. I was never a gigolo in Milan, but you get my point.
You painted yourself in a corner a long time ago Alex, and I give you credit for hanging from that vine as long as you have. Yes, you never failed a drug test, but Tony Bosh, as shady as he appears, is more believable than you have ever been. Still, to this day, what drives you is ego.
Your ego is going to waste the time of the Federal Courts and Magistrates that reside over said Courts, and the resources of local townships and communities that could be better served putting away criminals who need to go to jail for a long time.
I’m not saying you should be in prison, but walk away and never, EVER, resurface.
In my humble opinion, you cheated your way to the top of your profession and were the highest paid player for a long time, and still are, but look man, get yourself a nice warm hot dog bun, slather it with relish and mustard, and eat a big fat D!
Your delusional and conspiratorial frame of mind is so far out there that at 186,000 miles per second, the light from the sun takes another 8 minutes to get there.
Do the right thing and slink away, because after all of the lies, press conferences, denials, lawyers, contracts, women, and drugs that went into your body, you are a sham. You can pretend you were legit, but it’s only a matter of time before Jose Canseco comes out and states he injected you too.
Get lost and be happy that you don’t have a class action lawsuit against you from every team and endorsement that ever gave you a penny. Your ego is so worried about your “legacy” that your conscience has forgotten who was in control the whole time.
Till Next Time...
A.C.
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