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World Travelers should copy and paste this to their itineraries...WE have compiled the top 10 MUST VISIT places on the planet!
We give to you your next vacation spot so send us your pics!
RANTING: 10 Funniest Places in The World!
1. Fucking (Austria) - Probably has the most in and out residents of them all. And who wouldn't love to be in the middle of Fucking? Even Arnold loves Fucking, Austria! …but he won’t “Be Back”
2. Intercourse (Pennsylvania,USA) -Just
like Fucking, is a top the list for everyone in the world…but in a more Amish
way…Dildoians not welcome.
4. Big Bone Lick (Kentucky USA) - The ladies are either riding away or coming in on a Greyhound!
5. Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) - Did the Vikings invent this Dildo?
Dildoians celebrate anyway!
6. Blowhard (Australia) - When the Queen’s men arrived their lips were so chafed they declared the land Blowhard. Aboriginal women were so ugly they left the next day!
7. Fart (Virginia, USA) - Where you don’t have to sneak one out in public! No need to excuse yourselves either! Sharting is o.k. too…it’s Virgina!
9. Whiskey Dick Mountain (Washington State, USA) - Where reaching the summit isn’t for everyone. This place is the complete opposite of Dildo, Fucking, and Intercourse…
...when you reach Whiskey Dick Mountain, you're too shitfaced to even attempt that trip to Climax!
10. Climax (Michigan, USA) visit here BEFORE you visit Whiskey Dick Mountain!
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu (New Zealand)
I know, right ? My first reaction was definitely a WTF moment!
But just like the rest...
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu really exists!
Now that I've boosted traffic on both Expedia.com and Hotwire...
Seriously...(not so much)
... If you manage to visit or are located, visited, at or near any of these well travelled places that our clueless forefathers staked name into, feel free to send The RANT, your selfies and panoramics as we set forth our own journey to as many of these places we can...
Next up... #2 Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Stay Tuned for Updates and Thanks to all 12 countries for viewing and don't forget to visit our Facebook Page at https://www.facebook.com/TheRANTwithACandGerryD
Gerry D.
1. Fucking (Austria) - Probably has the most in and out residents of them all. And who wouldn't love to be in the middle of Fucking? Even Arnold loves Fucking, Austria! …but he won’t “Be Back”
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| Sturgis bikers in Fucking? |
3. Gayville (South Dakota, USA) - The
Dakotas don't only draw the wannabe “Black Widows” to Sturgis every year to play now do they... My guess is its not
anything like the City of Fucking…or is it?
4. Big Bone Lick (Kentucky USA) - The ladies are either riding away or coming in on a Greyhound!
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| Bring your kids and didlos??? |
5. Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) - Did the Vikings invent this Dildo?
Dildoians celebrate anyway!
6. Blowhard (Australia) - When the Queen’s men arrived their lips were so chafed they declared the land Blowhard. Aboriginal women were so ugly they left the next day!
7. Fart (Virginia, USA) - Where you don’t have to sneak one out in public! No need to excuse yourselves either! Sharting is o.k. too…it’s Virgina!
9. Whiskey Dick Mountain (Washington State, USA) - Where reaching the summit isn’t for everyone. This place is the complete opposite of Dildo, Fucking, and Intercourse…
...when you reach Whiskey Dick Mountain, you're too shitfaced to even attempt that trip to Climax!10. Climax (Michigan, USA) visit here BEFORE you visit Whiskey Dick Mountain!
Honorable mentions:
Pussy Creek (Ohio, USA) where women
flow just for fun.
My Large Intestine (Texas, USA) there’s
a whole lot of shit to do here!
Ass (Ukraine) home town to the founder of FART.
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu (New Zealand)
I know, right ? My first reaction was definitely a WTF moment!
But just like the rest...
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu really exists!
Now that I've boosted traffic on both Expedia.com and Hotwire...
Seriously...(not so much)
... If you manage to visit or are located, visited, at or near any of these well travelled places that our clueless forefathers staked name into, feel free to send The RANT, your selfies and panoramics as we set forth our own journey to as many of these places we can...
Next up... #2 Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Stay Tuned for Updates and Thanks to all 12 countries for viewing and don't forget to visit our Facebook Page at https://www.facebook.com/TheRANTwithACandGerryD
Gerry D.
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