Saturday, January 11, 2014

Russell Who?

Russell Who?

9 of 18 for 103 Yards need I say more...

This day was all about a one man Lynch Mob. Skittles Lynch clearly puts the I in Team and all but on his own won this game. He was the only stand out anything in this one and he should've been.

Dude is the best runningback in the NFL and steam rolls defenses...at home..in the rain. On a field coverd in Skittles and Red Dye 40.

From what I see The Hawks are vulnerable at home now. It wasn't long ago that they were dealt their first loss in forever there and the Saints mediocre defense kept it close.

Bigger Challenges are a Sunday in Charlotte away Petezooka Joe Carroll. It won't be this easy next week no matter who comes to town.

It was  "No Surprise" the sloppy weather that clearly made this one all but over before the first whistle. The Saints suck on the road and did yet again. SHOCKED! not really.

Even though it was just about garbage time in Seattle, Brees got all his yards in the final minutes of a game that NOBODY was "Surprised" at the outcome. Not even Saints fans. Thats why it was in Slot 1 on a Playoff Saturday. Rog understands it and so do the networks.

Drew Bress sucked so bad in the first 3 quarters that Roger Goodell texted the Head Official in    Caps...I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

Nobody was surprised that Percy Harvin got hurt because thats what Percy does and nobody was surprised when he returned and got hurt again because thats-what-Percy-does! It'd be worth a song if Percy was worth it because he gave us a chance to name that tune today

Vanillabitch 

Now back to what matters...

In the end triumphantly...nah not so much , let me try again...

In the end of this surpriseless and at times boring contest, the boys wearing the ugliest uniforms brees by the Aints in a 140 yard an hour rainbow colored rainstorm created by Skittles Lynch, not that other guy. Whats his name?

Russell Who?

Gerry D.


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