Thursday, January 23, 2014

This Just In: "Iron Man" Percy Harvin cleared to play in The Superbowl!

The All Time injury list leader is set for his return to the field and will be playing in the Superbowl!

The Seahawks injury prone WR is set for his first Superbowl and that has Pete Carroll...
Percy KTFO as usual

...well

...I'm sure Peetzooka Joe is doing what the rest of us are doing with this Breaking News from The NFL...putting his money on the board because it's just a matter of time before Percy hits the deck again! Harvin is made of aluminum and is far from elite only because of his reoccurring trend of getting KTFO!
 


This guy is a liability and I'm sorry Seahawks fans, there are many Vikings laughing as hard as they can, laying belly up in front of their tvs, swilling brewha and picking at their exposed belly buttons!

Will the ever hurt Percy return to his explosive self?
They got over on Pete...or did they?
 
Fact of it all is Percy Hurtin' (more fitting) should be as he has been most of his NFL career, done for the year!

I used to cheer for Harvin because he was electric coming out of college but just like his college QB, amen, is a liabilty and no longer a gameday factor.

You already assume that Harvin will not be lighting up the field but if he is able to run like he once did,  he could very well surprise us all and show us that sub 4.3 speed and gamebreaking ability he is capable of.

The problem is it's Percy Harvin...

Gerry D.

1 comment:

  1. Percy Harvin and Danny Amendola both have bones made out of that same cheap wood as those air planes you played with as a kid. Good for about two flights then destroyed.

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