A.C. RANTED: NCAA HOOPS - Duke Visits Da 'Cuse!



The Carrier Dome Will Be Rocking on Superbowl Weekend!

Duke is playing in Syracuse!!!

Wow!

The ACC (Atlantic Coast Conference) is laughing its ass off over how much money the former “Big East” teams brought to the table.

I will try my best to steer away from NCAA corruption, but forgive me if I touch it, which is a violation for underclassmen!
 

Let’s get started... Duke... Duke University...The Duke Blue Devils...The Cameron Crazies finally come to NY! …But the would be FORCED RIVALRY GAME sponsored by network hype is nothing more than a beautiful creation of “unsavory ilk”.



What the hell is a Blue Devil?

I stick to my guns and insist that Syracuse (from New York) playing Duke (from North Carolina) only prevents upstate New York guys from having any kind of meaningful sex with a girl below the Mason Dixon line.

Does it bother me?

YES!

I love southern girls. I also love northern girls. Western girls are great! Unless Mermaids actually exist, there are no Eastern girls. Hell ...“I wish they all could be California Girls”!

But this is NCAA Basketball at its finest!

The 2-3 WORKS MAN!

Jim Boeheim doesn’t know how to coach against Mike KZzxcydbjsgh from Dunk U.

Screw you Blue Devils! And I hope I am wrong but…

Duke beats undefeated Syracuse by 7, in their house!



Till Next Time...

A.C.

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RANTING: The Stonerbowl... Part One: Conspiring a Movement

The Stonerbowl…part one:

 

Truthfully, I’ve been putting some not so serious thoughts into how I would like to attack what is rapidly becoming the dumbest Superbowl Idea ever…or is it?

My first thought going into this abortion is Roger Goodell…

The Adolf of professional sports allowed the most popular sporting spectacle of the year to be hosted in (holy crap its cold)...NEW JERSEY ...not New York!

This has left one question to us all…why?

There could only be ONE reason the NFL agreed to this notion…Money!

It’s all about CORPORATE GREED!

And what better to dictate the traffic than Roger’s influence.

Roger’s COMMANDING of this game is centered in the most foreign influenced money market in the world! First and foremost what Rog says…goes. Just ask Playoff Officiating!

Rog said it, it is done so we have to deal with it!

With that being said I am drawn to the "evolving conspiracy theory" involving the first 2 states in The American Union to legalize recreational Marijuana…hence

“The Stoner Bowl”.

Our Nation is broke, and behind closed doors, is being retooled by the Corporate Giants of America…where the Giants play…hmmm…Egomaniacs!

Think about it…

New York  and New Jersey Governments have already started authoring their books on legalizing recreational sticky icky.

Governor Cuomo and his New Jersey Counterpart are all for the idea and have been ready for anything that will boost a New York economy that has all but become Detroit!
 

There’s not enough police in the world to prevent the transporting of the millions of pounds of marijuana this weekend. Not a chance in hell!

So now the region, with free transport at that, has the product for taxing and we are talking billions of dollars!

 

In the last week we have seen The NFL, The President, The 2 States Representing, Cuomo, Christie, Phillip Morris and everybody else RANT in favor of Mary Jane being slung over counters all over the country.

Why you ask?

Corporate Greed!

Just think of the T-shirt, Blunts, and Zig-Zag sales alone!

This is way bigger than Cheech & Chong's truck made out of mexican greens.

What we are witnessing here could possibly be the biggest drug run in World History!

So to answer the question…finacially it’s a GREAT IDEA to host a Superbowl in a lousy venue, during the coldest time of the year, in a fallen economy!

“They’ll all be stoned so they will come!”

Wearing Athletic Apparel! 

PERFECT PLAN!

Just ask the bosses who coordinated it!

Gerry D.

"Stonerbowl" Part 2 on the way!

RANTING: Today In The NEWS!

Today in The News...

 

He did this and COULD be sentenced to death???

"Boston Marathon Bomber could get the death penalty."

Could?!? …

Why hasn’t this terd been flushed yet?

"One way or another, based on the evidence, Tsarnaev will die in prison," Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick said. A trial date has not yet been set for Tsarnaev, who has pleaded not guilty to the charges"….NOT GUILTY!

What a joke…This kid should’ve been buried in the same numbered casket as his brother!

There’s absolutely NO reason American Tax Payers should be forced to house and protect this waste of human life!

Then there’s all of this Justin Beiber stuff…who in the hell is Justin Beiber???

In other breaking news...

 

President Obama has all but pissed on the wreckage left by the dumb ass before him. Promises promises though right Barry? All you have proved is you can TAX EVERYONE when it comes to health care, at tax time, and send more relief to citizens that are not American!

 

Enough of you already. Nobody is impressed with any of it anymore!

The last 14 years of American government was TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR and you get yet another law passed that doesn’t come with Vaseline for your own citizens! WOW!

Hey Barry…the 6 richest people in this country have more money than 90 percent of your citizens combined so…

 

TAX THEM FOR SHUTTING DOWN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF LOCAL BUSINESSES!

HEADLINE!

A Couple Inches of Snow Crippled The South ...so bad people became brainless!

The Georgians of Atlanta, U.S.A. had a SEVERE BRAIN FART that left children stranded on busses, countless vehicles nose first in ditches, and all of its transit systems in limbo…

Things that make you say…ARE YOU RETARDED?

This ridiculous act of dumbness stretched across the dirty south all the way up into Virginia.

  

It affected millions of people and more so THE MILLIONS WHO GOT UP EARLY AND MADE IT TO WORK ON TIME!

Here’s a tip for the special group of Brainless Wonders Living in the South…

When it snows…

Drive slower, brake sooner and continue with your day! It’s just snow people!

UP NEXT - STONERBOWL SUNDAY RANT!!!

Gerry D.

Looking Back at The Pro Bowl - With Hank "The Tank"

Looking Back at the biggest game of the NFL calendar that fans never want to watch! 
 

Last year the Pro Bowl was one of the worst attempts at having all of the best athletes play a COMPETIVE football game the world has ever seen. It was so bad that even the guys making the money from it said that if they didn’t do something different, they would stop having it. YOU MEAN A BOSS OF A COMPANY THAT WOULD RATHER NOT GET MONEY THAN WATCH YOU PLAY????

That is bad!

So, for this year they changed things up! Instead of AFC vs. NFC, they evened things out. They picked two of the greats, Rice and Sanders, and had them pick their teams. A nice little draft was done and people were thinking that this year would still be terrible.

They were ready to say “Nice try” to the NFL and begin complaining about another wasted Pro Bowl. Instead, they got an actual competitive game that saw everything teammates laying big hits on each other to a game winner with less than a minute left!

The part of the game that people figured would take the competitive part out of it was that teammates were now against each other. Would they decide to play a rough game of flag football so they won’t injure their own teammates?

NOPE!

Several hard hits were laid teammate to teammate in one of the most competitive games I have seen all season, much less the history of the Pro Bowl. It came down to a last minute two point conversion run by Mike Tolbert (OH Yeah Carolina fans!!!

And Cam scored too!) that all but clinch the game 22-21 for Jerry Rice.

They definitely need to keep this format for future Pro Bowls because people will actually want to watch this. Instead of stand-up tackles and hard pushing, there was real football!

The only disappointing part of the game was when Rice and Sanders didn’t play during the game. If that’s the only issue, we can all deal with it!

Tank

A.C. RANTED: February-Superbowl-Sherman Torched 2x

As January 2014 winds down with all of it’s nationwide cold, snow, mall shootings, the State of the Union Address, terrorism, home invasions, etc., I’d like to say thank God for February. Well, at least February 2nd, the day of the Superbowl. 

The pinnacle of the sport pitting the best offense against the best defense in the WORST possible environment. Great. What did we miss at Media Day? 

Here’s what I heard...  

Peyton Manning and Barry Switzer had a “Neck Lurch” contest. It was a 3 way tie between them and the zombie faced kid who made the words “I like turtles” famous. 

Richard Sherman was at the podium for quite a while, with a camera, and every picture he took of the reporter who asked him a question, he tweeted “How dare you talk about me! You are a mediocre reporter AT BEST and that’s what you get.” He was later escorted from the event center for continuously slapping everybody’s fanny. 

Pete Carroll said a few words about the importance of chewing gum so intensely, that it could end world hunger. 

Bill Belichick was in the building selling Wes Welker jerseys under the pseudonym:

Welk-Er-Cheats... 

Apparently he had foreign paperwork granting him diplomatic immunity, I really don’t trust that guy. 

Finally, Percy Harvin showed up in the Pope Mobile to protect him against human contact, wind, fruit flies, lunch, arithmetic, electrical static from a microphone, and water, to name a few things that could devastate this offensive “weapon” from taking the field on Sunday. 

This is not my point. 

What else does February have to offer after the Superbowl? 

Yep! Valentines Day. 

A married man usually has a good handle on this. An engaged man has a better handle on it. The man that just started dating a girl is wishy washy, and borderline panic. The man having casual sex with multiple partners laid the groundwork that February 14 means nothing so don’t even think about it, and he has the best handle of them all. 

The single guy will buy heart shaped boxes of chocolates, get hammered, and eat all those chocolates and write poems to that girl in high school he never had the sack to ask to the prom. Stats will show that 63% of couples that do “something special” for Valentines Day, have a higher divorce rate than those who just view it as another day. 

Disclaimer: 71% of my stats are made up without any market research or poll taking, and 38% of the time I am wrong, but hey, it’s about a relationship, not something serious like a sporting event!

I picked Denver and Seattle in the preseason if I haven’t mentioned it already.

I like Denver 34 – 24, and Sherman get’s torched twice! 

That's Right Dickie!

Do you know what I got my wife for Valentine’s Day before we got divorced? Divorce papers. How romantic.

See you soon...

A.C.

WWE RANT: The Royal Rumble..."WHAT" YOU MISSED...Stone Cold

RANTING WWE Royal Rumble...Conclusions...

"What"...You Missed:

The Universe chanted YES & Daniel Bryan in every match!
 

…WHAT!




WHAT!

The Universe booed Randy Orton and John Cena for the entire spectacle of boredom. The outcome again was the obvious…John Cena lost the crowd from the moment he began his 44 second all out sprint to the ring. The once rapping wannabe has become the most boring wrestler in the business…HANDS DOWN!


…WHAT!







You missed Brock Lesnar hitting The Big Show with a chair for their ENTIRE SEGMENT ...till he barely pulled off an F-5…that is all in this zzZ creator…it took forever to end and I thought The Big Slow was going to cry again.
 

…WHAT!

You missed Bray Wyatt pummeling Daniel Bryan…

…WHAT!

The Flying Goat couldn’t be goofier with his Hulk Hogan shake-a-like blasphemy. He has the crowd and a Bella, but does not have the corporate backing. You can guarantee that Vince is showing up soon too. Hell everyone is scratching their heads as the Universe backs a 137 lb show stopper. Even the 80’s greats Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda never have seen such reaction from the crowd. However they are seeing their bloodline back in the spotlight and it isn’t going anywhere any time soon.

…WHAT!

The crowd cheered the hairy little freak show all the way through this ass whoopin’ and YES, Daniel Bryan once again paid for his YESes, getting Sister Abigailed into the wall and again on his melon…1..2..3 - Bray Wyatt… fans were not surprised.

…WHAT!

You can guarantee that Vince is showing up soon. His daughter’s story line is as predictable as…

Oh you didn’t know???

…WHAT!

The Old Age Outlaws were handed the titles from their old buddy HHH…

…WHAT!

Kane jumped CM-Punk and caused him to lose The Rumble…

…WHAT!

WHAT you missed...there wasn't a single Diva involved!

…WHAT!

Batista and his tiny head showed up at the end of the Royal Rumble, lamely at that…

...WHAT!

…And at an unexpected time in the bout, robbed viewers of one final Brogue Kick! (No WHAT)

OH, Did I mention Sheamus is back to his angry Irish Self?…after a long recovery from shoulder surgery at that!

...WHAT!

However The Celtic Warrior didn’t win the crowd at the climax of this event. Not even close!

For the first time in WWE History The WWE Universe backed the man who should be known as “The Wild Samoan” and is The Rock’s Cousin! The chants for Daniel Bryan had finally come to an end as the WWE Universe chanted RO-MAN REIGNS!…RO-MAN REIGNS!
 

…WHAT

But just seconds after Batista brought back the Unforgiving Booing Crowd, Roman Reigns was flung over the ropes THE END…?

…WHAT???

Excactly!…at a time in the match that was very premature…Batista was tired and far from wrestling condition and the fans were left with a 7 minute booing section they paid $50 for! (not me but...Boooooo!)

I speak HTML Thats how!
 

…WHAT!




WHAT!

"In The End"…that "doesn’t even matter"…The Old Age Outlaws are tag team champs, Randy Orton is still the chump with 2 belts called one, The Big Slow was beaten to tears...again, Batista Won…and the crowd said YES 483,296 times...

...WHAT...EVER!
 

Dear Vince,

What YOU are MISSING...

The Stone Cold Stunner is needed… and soon! Give the WWE Universe a reason to drink beer again before the crowd pisses out the flames caused by your family. It wouldn't hurt getting an easy beer sponsor or two in the heat of a marijuana uprising!

You see Triple H is setting fire to his marriage, the WWE,and your network dominating ratings...
...and not in a good way with these awful story lines!!!

I just tweeted Stone Cold Yesterday and he is waiting patiently by the mic he RANTS on every day on live radio!

Do the industries a service and Give him a call already!

Sincerely,

The RANT! https://www.facebook.com/TheRANTwithACandGerryD

P.S. Tell Michael Cole to STOP SAYING VINTAGE!

#One more thing (during The Pro Bowl):
 

One not so predictable return happened during the Main Event that was barely worth making a note of. Kevin Nash made a cameo for the first time in forever and the crowd went nuts! However had the endurance of The Great Stumb-li. Even At 87 Kevin Nash was still one of the more exciting competitors in this one!

"and that's the bottom liiiiiiinnnneeee...."

RANTING: The Royal Rumble/ Pro Bowl SUNDAY!

The Pro Bowl or The Royal Rumble?

What are you watching?

 

Sunday is the Royal Rumble! ...and that football game the NFL is trying to pull off as The Pro Bowl.

For WWE Fans, Batista is "back!" with one thing on his mind!...and that's MONEY!

...the other alternative isn't quite as attractive, even for a guy who grew up idolizing these two NFL Superstars. I think the NFL Marketing team bombed with this so far. The absolute best at their positions, former Superbowl Champions and how many times did they both go to Hawaii? Seriously, Goodell needs a lesson in Marketing because his rival,Vince McMahon, who is really the only competitor for the NFL, has killed it!

Launching his own network is all it took, and it isn't even launched yet, good one Vince! Not to mention all of the promos the WWE Universe has no choice to see unless they get up to tap a kidney and get another Bud Light!

All I know is that these two Network Gargantua have created an audience that can flip channels with the best of them and during the regular season, on a Monday Night, proceed to grow there bellies and their irritated hammer thumbs!

These hybrid NFL/WWE Fans, either way, will help these money printers earn countless revenue this Sunday!

Throw in the billions from sponsored advertisements it's almost comical! What the crowd really wants is Rog and Vince airing a live game of 3 way Russian Roulette against Donald Trump...my doughs on the hair do but America would be better of with out them all!

You could always go ahead and do what most of us are going to do and watch the NFL embarrass themselves with the leftovers from the playoffs!!!...But that's far from as entertaining as watching on a typical NFL Sunday, when you've got money on more than 2 games...

...especially when ya bet against Peyton Manning huh?..bad idea.

Either way, with one event this Sunday not being as exciting as the other, I'll attempt to watch them both anyway but the commercials will be 86ed...It's the only way!

Here's an Idea for the FAM... order the Royal Rumble for the kids...yes for the kids..wink...

Then go ahead and turn the G.O.A.T.S. on, watch Rice & 21 put on a show, order a pie from the local pizzeria, twist a cap and enjoy the second to last action packed weekend of the year!

Because we all know that after The Bud Bowl next weekend, sports on TV is going to suck until March Madness and Wrestlemania xXx!

Enjoy your Sunday

Gerry D.

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RANTING: TOP TEN MUST VISIT...(cough)...Funniest places in the world!



Planning a Vacation?

No, its not any beach in The Bahamas, The Pyramids or Stonehenge...Not Times Square in New York City or Disney World..Not even The Great Wall or Hawaii!

World Travelers should copy and paste this to their itineraries...WE have compiled the top 10 MUST VISIT places on the planet!
We give to you your next vacation spot so send us your pics!


RANTING: 10 Funniest Places in The World!


1. Fucking (Austria) - Probably has the most in and out residents of them all. And who wouldn't love to be in the middle of Fucking? Even Arnold loves Fucking, Austria! …but he won’t “Be Back”


Sturgis bikers in Fucking?

2. Intercourse (Pennsylvania,USA) -Just like Fucking, is a top the list for everyone in the world…but in a more Amish way…Dildoians not welcome.

3. Gayville (South Dakota, USA) - The Dakotas don't only draw the wannabe “Black Widows” to Sturgis every year to play now do they... My guess is its not anything like the City of Fucking…or is it?

4. Big Bone Lick (Kentucky USA) - The ladies are either riding away or coming in on a Greyhound!

Bring your kids and didlos???

5. Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) - Did the Vikings invent this Dildo?
Dildoians celebrate anyway!

6. Blowhard (Australia) - When the Queen’s men arrived their lips were so chafed they declared the land Blowhard. Aboriginal women were so ugly they left the next day!

7. Fart (Virginia, USA) - Where you don’t have to sneak one out in public! No need to excuse yourselves either! Sharting is o.k. too…it’s Virgina!

8. Cockburn (Western Australia) - Bring your penicillin!
 

9. Whiskey Dick Mountain (Washington State, USA)  - Where reaching the summit isn’t for everyone. This place is the complete opposite of Dildo, Fucking, and Intercourse…

...when you reach Whiskey Dick  Mountain, you're too shitfaced to even attempt that trip to Climax!

10. Climax (Michigan, USA) visit here BEFORE you visit Whiskey Dick Mountain!

Honorable mentions: 

Pussy Creek (Ohio, USA) where women flow just for fun.

My Large Intestine (Texas, USA) there’s a whole lot of shit to do here!

Ass (Ukraine) home town to the founder of FART.

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu (New Zealand)
I know, right ? My first reaction was definitely a WTF moment!

But just like the rest...
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu really exists!

Now that I've boosted traffic on both Expedia.com and Hotwire...

Seriously...(not so much)

... If you manage to visit or are located, visited, at or near any of these well travelled places that our clueless forefathers staked name into, feel free to send The RANT, your selfies and panoramics as we set forth our own journey to as many of these places we can...

Next up... #2 Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Stay Tuned for Updates and Thanks to all 12 countries for viewing and don't forget to visit our Facebook Page at https://www.facebook.com/TheRANTwithACandGerryD

Gerry D.

 

 

 

 

A.C. RANTED: The 2014 Pro Bowl

The NFL Pro Bowl has reformatted the manner in which the actual game will be played. If you haven’t been following along at home, let me fill you in. 

Let me preface this by stating that the process in which players are voted in has not changed, ok? Ok. 



These two have been there before!

Let’s begin. 

Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders are captains, each representing a conference. They had a draft, which has now reached completion (rosters seen here). 

They drafted players just like one would in a Fantasy Football League. Sanders even suggested to Rice that they suit up and take the field for a few plays. I'm not sure how I feel about this...

Oh, wait, yes I do, I hate it. 



Seriously...don't suit up...

First of all, I get the whole exhibition aspect of All Star games and the Pro Bowl, I truly do, but the individual leagues continue to do stupid things to market them. 

For example: In 2003, MLB decided it’s All Star game (Exhibition) would determine who would have home field advantage in the World Series. 


ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Just an awful idea, and maybe a future RANT. 

I’m now curious how home field correlates with the team with the better record and post season success, but I digress. The NBA, NHL, NFL all have a “game” of sorts, and they’re a joke. Especially the NFL and NHL. 

 

At least in the NBA all star game, you can see Russell Westbrook match up against LeBron James and steal for a dunk the other way. But defensive moments like that are few and far between. 

The NHL? Forget it, why even have a goalie?

My focal point is the NFL and this new format is goofy at best. 

Now, let’s discuss the timing of the game. 

It’s before the Superbowl. When did they move it up, 3 or 4 years ago? Terrible! 

Most players with any common sense bow out of the Pro Bowl because they’re playing for a Championship the next week.(or in San Francisco's case stay home and send the rookie!)

All it is, is a means for the commissioner’s office to bridge the gap from Conference Championship to League Championship and make more money. I’m pretty sure they could pull everything together in a week and have the big game the week after the Conference Championships. 

Give them the BUY-WEEK.... yes I get that, but don’t fill it with the Pro Bowl. 

Till NEXT Time...

A.C.

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This Just In: "Iron Man" Percy Harvin cleared to play in The Superbowl!

The All Time injury list leader is set for his return to the field and will be playing in the Superbowl!

The Seahawks injury prone WR is set for his first Superbowl and that has Pete Carroll...

Percy KTFO as usual

...well

...I'm sure Peetzooka Joe is doing what the rest of us are doing with this Breaking News from The NFL...putting his money on the board because it's just a matter of time before Percy hits the deck again! Harvin is made of aluminum and is far from elite only because of his reoccurring trend of getting KTFO!

 

This guy is a liability and I'm sorry Seahawks fans, there are many Vikings laughing as hard as they can, laying belly up in front of their tvs, swilling brewha and picking at their exposed belly buttons!


Will the ever hurt Percy return to his explosive self?

They got over on Pete...or did they?
 

Fact of it all is Percy Hurtin' (more fitting) should be as he has been most of his NFL career, done for the year!

I used to cheer for Harvin because he was electric coming out of college but just like his college QB, amen, is a liabilty and no longer a gameday factor.

You already assume that Harvin will not be lighting up the field but if he is able to run like he once did,  he could very well surprise us all and show us that sub 4.3 speed and gamebreaking ability he is capable of.

The problem is it's Percy Harvin...

Gerry D.

A.C. RANTED: Ok ESPN, Listen Up - "March Madness"

Ok ESPN, listen up. 

You are about 3 weeks away before you launch your “March Madness” campaign and start over-analyzing teams and top 25 and RPI and Dick Vitale’s hair line and all the bubbles. Mention the school with the hottest cheerleaders every once in a while will you?  


Now That's a DUNK!

Please do me 2 favors this year as a network? 

Favor 1: DO NOT INVITE THE “President of the United States” TO THE STUDIO TO FILL OUT AN NCAA BRACKET! 

We all know he’s only in it for Warren Buffett’s “Billion Dollar Challenge.” 

By the way, the odds in winning that is 9.2,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1. Good luck with that. 

Favor 2: DO NOT DO ANY COMMERCIAL PARODIES OF SPORTS MOVIES, SKITS, SCENARIOS WITH A WARDROBE, OR ANYTHING OF THE LIKE! 

This form of comedy was made famous by the College Gameday crew, perfected by the Baseball Tonight crew, and ruined by Digger Phelps and Jay Bilas. 

 

If a 13 year old kid filling out his first tourney bracket engulfs an eyeful of you 2 fossils dressed up like USC Color-guard and flag girls, not only is he an automatic introvert in college, but you ruined all fantasy porn for him. 



You don’t have to be funny to be effective, trust me, I know where of I speak. Stick with what you know. Stats, probabilities, upset notices, who’s hot, who’s injured, you know, REPORT!



Where will Da 'Cuse wind up?

Leave the attempts at getting a few laughs to Frank Caliendo and Jimmy Fallon, because between the 2 of them, they get a few per week.  
A few is 3. 

 

Take my advice and just show up to work, don’t dance Digger, don’t pretend you can still play Jay Bilas, just report. 

NOW...When March Madness does start, you can do whatever you want on network, because the games are not covered by ESPN.
 

We get Kevin Harlan, Jim Nance, Gus Johnson, Clark Kellogg, Brent Musberger (might be trying to bight a linebacker wearing granny panties, but better than Vitale) and Sean McDonough. Those guys can call a game. 

If I had a wish for March Madness 2014, it would be that Harry Doyle calls 2 of the final 4 games AND the National Championship. Yeah, Harry Doyle and Monty with a bottle of Jack. That would make my year! 

Good luck friends and here’s a little nugget if you want it...  

Every team in the NCAA Tournament stands to make money. Some more than others. Warren Buffett’s Billion could spread a long way. 

If you offered each school in the tourney 12 million, you could still wrangle 81 million of your own. Maybe worth the corruption that is obvious in college sports for some “University money.” 

Everybody’s gotta eat. 

Till Next Time...

A.C.

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