Sunday, November 9, 2014

An Xpress NFL Game Day Breakdown; The Game to Watch




Cleveland over Cincy:  To no one's surprise (unless your a bungles fan) The surging Browns took it to the Bungles in a game nobody watched...Shame on you, not you the fans...the Networks for showing such a lousy game. This game was flipped past more times than a M.A.S.H. rerun at supper time.

I will say this about the Browns though, they are the sleeper this year. Remember what they did to Big Bens media whoring Steelers?

Ravens over Titans: Why? because this Harbaugh team is United. They got through the whole Ray Rice garbage still intact and Steve Smith has been the best off season addition for anyone this year.

Is Joe Flacco under rated? or just overpaid...Maybe both...Anyway, Joe shows up big with Smith in a blow out...

Chiefs over Bills: Why? Because Doug Marrone's offense will not with stand the speedy attack of the Chiefs D.

The Chiefs are contenders whether you like them or not.

Alex Smith, when not in "Dilfer Mode" is a winner in these type of games but when is Charles going to play with constancy? Maybe today... Dude has been a giant let down in Fantasy Football, are you surprised?... I'm not...I didn't draft him.

"No Name"
Dolphins over Lions: Why? Because Stafford throws pick against attacking Defenses. Because Megatron is in a contract year and hurt or not, the Lions need his numbers low to resign him.

The NFL story writers, all week long, have gabbed endlessly about this one but I think Miami is very underrated all the way around and plays with great balance on both sides of the ball.

Remember the "No Name Defense" of the past? This defense is similar and has racked up some fantasy points, however the Dolphins Offense has no stars but keeps winning so I crown them, right here, right now...

"The No Name Offense"

The networks love this match up - both defense show up in a tight game where neither team breaks 20 points and ratings spike hard.

Dear Jerry Jones, SELL!!! NOW!!!
Cowboys over Jags: I don't care if it's Romo, Weeden or Jerry Jones...this one shouldn't even be close. Murray should run for 1000 against this defense!

But what if the Jags pull off the upset?

Steelers over Jets: Why?...All the numbers Ben has put up in the last 2 weeks has made him a stomach turning subject in NFL news but he should tear the flightless Jets apart in this one!

Remember when they lost to the Browns?  

Falcons over Bucs: Atlanta is the most depressing team in football and the Bucs should be wearing their 80's uniforms again. This one doesn't matter at all and there's nothing worth reporting here...

These two clubs are just terrible!

Mark Davis has NO BUSINESS running an NFL Team!

Broncos over Raiders: I could go on and on  just like everybody else about how great Manning is or even hit it from the other side and trash him about losing to Brady..

But I won't...

I got something better...

 The Raiders are losing on purpose!

Think about it - 1st round Draft Pick and San Antonio relocation media hype...What is this Madden?

PATHETIC!

Bottome Line: Manning goes well over 300 and multiple scores...If you didn't start anyone on the Broncos Offense today, you should never play fantasy football again!


Cardinals over Rams: Why? The 49ers didn't lose to the Rams, The 49ers lost to Jim Harbaugh and his coaching Staff.

The Rams are awful...

The Rams are playing semi-pro style football and some how it's working. However Arizona is the best team in the NFL as of now and is pushing for a home field advantage Superbowl scenario and they just might get it provided the Hawks or the 49ers don't catch fire!

Packers over Bears: Why? Because as talented as Chicago is, they have imploded under their loser coach from Canada.What a terrible hire!

We won't even get into the fact that Jay Cutler is a turd...

 Mr. Rodgers said "relax", ...and they did...

And so did he.

The Packers are about to make a run at it because Aaron Rodgers is doing what he does best this time of year and if they win the North, they might find themselves in Arizona on a world wide stage!

Eagles over Panthers: Why? Because Cam Newton has no weapons.

Because Carolina was a FLUKE last year.

Because Mark Sanchez is better than what Rex Ryan did with him.

Because McCoy finally shows up and because it's Prime Time in Philly!


The UX GAME OF THE WEEK

49ers over Saints: Why? Because Gore said "The 49ers were going to the playoffs"

No, seriously now...

Everybody knows The Saints don't lose at home under that coach...what's his name?...who cares!

Just another story that doesn't need to be addressed and frankly, we are all sick of it!

Statistics are statistics for a reason and percentages come into play in this one.

The 49ers are better than they have been playing up to this point and if they do what they are molded to do,..

 ...and that is:

RUN THE DAMN BALL!!!

It's simple....they win.

The Media has made the Aints to be Indestructable at home...NOT
Running the ball  unleashes Kaepernick...

The ground and pound will set him up for play action throws down field and to take off for big runs.

And to other media beat writers...

It will set him up to do what he has already done in New Orleans...

WIN

Unless the 49ers OC Greg Roman has another brain fart with play calling or if Harbaugh does not do what he did as a player and the last 3 years with the Niners, command his offense, this one is a simple choice... regardless of the media hyped atmosphere because everybody knows the Aints just aren't that good!

However...

This is the game of the week in my book and it will be played like a playoff game: Why?

Both teams are at that point in the season where they find themselves in a must win situation.

Both teams are at .500 and their playoff hopes are already on the line. This makes the level of this game as intense as any championship game we've watched either of these teams play in.

I can guarantee that if San Francisco loses, their season is done and the day after the regular season ends, Jim Harbaugh becomes the Raiders head coach.

As a life long 49ers fan, I hope this doesn't happen...

But if it does...


Bring on Chucky!

Hell, Bring him on anyway!

Anyways...

The Saints might still have a shot with a loss but it is very doubtful.

Why?

Because the NFC South is as pathetic as they come right now and has created the strangest scenerio in years.... That NO NFC South team will make the playoffs.

That would just be funny.

Thanks for reading!

Gerry Dailey of The UnionXpress

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