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Miami over Buffalo: If the outcome of this one surprised anyone other than Bills fans, shame on you. Doug Marrone's Bills are not good and Miami is...deal with it!
Atlanta over Carolina: Why? Carolina got smoked last week by Mark Sanchez (of all quarterbacks) and couldn't get there offense going until garbage time against an Eagles defense that has been nothing but mediocre, on a good day, all season.
Atlanta hasn't been much better this season, mirroring the rest of the underachieving NFC South.
But make no mistake, they are better than Carolina.
This very well might be the last time this year that Carolina packs the house...
Chicago over Minnesota: I know you're asking why already so let me get right to it.
This Bears team started out the season as a favorite to win their division. But with no thanks to Coach Turdman, they have found themselves in "quicksand".
However this week you can look for
Smokin' Jay to say
"fuck the playbook",the haters, along with the coach and hand the overconfident Vikings a beat down at Soldier Field.
That'll teach them to think that douchebag Adrian Beatyourson would get reinstated!
Cleveland over Houston: Why?
The Browns are no longer the laughing stock of the NFL and have finally come into their own. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Cleveland is the sleeper in 2014 and have done it with out the only Brown the networks talk about... with that being said...
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| Manziel is irrelevant in 2014..Get off his dick! |
Dear Networks...
Shut up already about Johnny Manziel...He is NOBODY in 2014 and enough is enough!
Sincerely.
The UnionXpress
On the other side of the ball you have the Terrible Texans who's one good player on offense this season, won't be on the field this week.
If you're like me and have Arian Foster on your fantasy team, you said
fuck this week more than once setting up your roster.
I hope you didn't buy into all the crap about
Alfred Blue being the pick up of the week...
He's not Don't believe the hype.
My only question about Houston is still this...
Why the hell did this city get an NFL franchise in the first place!
Kansas City over Seattle: Why?
Because Alex Smith isn't playing in Seattle.
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| Wilson will be running for his life yet again! |
Because Seattle struggled for three quarters against the not so Giants.
Because Seattle has NO passing game!
Because KC's D is better than Seattle's offense!
Because a rookie exposed Richard Sherman.
Because Dwayne Bowe has finally arrived and because the Kansas City Chiefs are a much better football team!
New Orleans over Cincy: You didn't even have to ask why... The Bungles are awful! ...period!
San Fran over NYG: Why? Good question...
Who are the San Francisco 49ers?
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| Crabtree is overdue...Will he show up in NJ? |
That's been the case all season!
Are they a passing team...a running team?
I'm not convinced they even know and its way to late in the season to have that problem.
What ever they are, the 49ers, on many occasions, have jumped out to early leads or lead at the half in most of their contests this season but have had serious problems finishing every game.
They have proven they can match up with anybody yet continue to face serious issues that are not pointing blame at the talent on their roster...
The play calling up to this point has been enough to piss any fan off and the offensive coaching staff looks lost...
Even opposing coaches are lost when it comes to defending against the 49er's offense. I'm sure every opponent this year was as clueless as anyone preparing for the 49ers.
Let's be real here...
Having a completely different style of offense every week doesn't work and the 49ers have proved it!
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| Hey Coach, it's simple...RUN THE DAMN BALL!!! |
Thanks to a miraculous 4th down play, no I'm not talking about the hailmary *push and flop* play, The 49ers went into overtime and won the game pounding the ball .
Truthfully that game should have never went into over time in the first place and the only reason it did was Jim Harbaugh was confused and pissed at himself for not doing what any other coach would have done in that position.
I'm talking about giving the rock to Gore with a big lead....not calling pass plays on 1st and 2nd downs with a lead...that was stupid!
Harbaugh had better have his khakis starched and pressed heading into this match up against New Jersey (...that's right....I said it!)...because the Giants are pissed after assing out in the 4th Qtr against the Seahawks...
Last week in Seattle we watched a Giants offense produce a new star in rookie Odell Beckham who burned every defensive back on the Seahawk's roster....Even you Dick Sherman!
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| He's Baaaaack! |
Along with the rookie, we witnessed a passing game that reminded us that Eli was a Superbowl MVP not that long ago.
This week, depending on which Eli shows up, will determine whether Sunday's outcome is a tight one or a blow out.
Either way, Aldon Smith gets his first sack of the season and the 49ers go home the winner.
Denver over St. Louis: Shaun Hill.
..Seriously? This one will be ugly!
Washington over Tampa Bay: Possibly the worst game of the week. The Sucs have a way of pulling off upsets and they just might in this one, simply because RGKnee is awful...But the truth of it all is, Tampa is terrible and I'm not even sure that their offense will see the end-zone this week.
Washington had better hope they win to gain any kind of momentum heading into San Francisco next week!
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| Poor kid has no clue! |
San Diego over Oakland: I'd love to see Oakland get that first win this week but they won't. Ryan Mathews is back and the Chargers offense instantly rediscovers their balance. Rivers is going to shred Oakland's defense and go ahead early on, forcing Raider fans to go grocery shopping with their wives by halftime...
Oakland might not win a single game this year and that's a shame....
What's even worse is their staff doesn't want them to
Just a sorry excuse of a football team
Detroit over Arizona: Why? - Not because of the Carson Palmer injury! The Cardinals have won with who ever they had under center this year. They will lose because Detroit has more weapons that are not named Calvin Johnson and they are not on offense.
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| It seems way off to call Detroit top rated anything! |
The Lion's number one weapon is the strength of their Defense.
Big Ndamakongmhdiyewfgliqyc Suh and company will terrorize there way through the Arizona O- line all day, disrupting the entire flow of the Cardinals offense.
The top ranked Detroit defense (weird saying that) will force three and outs all day setting up Stafford and company with very short fields.
Peterson and Cromrartie will both give up touchdowns in this one, I don't care how good they are or how much the media has blown them up this week.
Arizona is not as good as their record says and their fans should prepare for the inevitable as they descend into 3rd place in the NFC West over the next few weeks.
That's how they roll year after year!
Green Bay over Philly: Why? Aaron Rodgers is on fire! Sure Philly dropped a bomb on Chicago last weekend but this is the Green Bay Packers and they are contenders, Philly is not.
Sure Mark Sanchez had a great game, but it was expected and predicted
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| Aaron and his Pack are quickly becoming the favorites |
Just ask all of the Fantasy players that picked him up!
Bet your ass he won't this week...
Green Bay is going to expose and embarrass the Eagles on both sides of the ball and run away with it.
Check Sportcenter with Boomer on tonight's presentation of NFLPrime time...there'll be plenty of highlights by Green Bay!
Indianapolis over New England: These two teams are equal on this turf....believe it or not...
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| Luck is what wins this game! |
So long as the game is played in Indy, the Colts will out perform the Patriots and keep Tom Brady in check with the help of the home crowd.
Look for a Gronk touchdown when times running out, but on the final possession I feel it will end with the ball in Luck's hands, combined with some of what's in his name, is what gets the win.
If this one was in New England, the outcome would be totally different...but it's not!
That'll be in the Playoffs!
Pittsburgh over Tennesee: I didn't even want to touch this game because last week PITTSBURGH LOST TO THE FUCKING JETS!!!!
If you are a member of...
The Sports Brawl Group on Facebook
Then you would understand...
They might even lose this one just because they are the most insecure team in football going into week 11.
Come on Ben, you can't break records and the LOSE TO THE FUCKING JETS!
On paper the Steelers SHOULD wipe the Titans all over and off the field.
Tenessee is not good and lacks talent all the way around the ball...staff included!
But then again, many beat writers thought that about
THE FUCKING JETS!!!
Well there it is Fans!
Enjoy Game Day...It's been a long week!
Gerry D.
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